“Even though February was the shortest month of the year, sometimes it seemed like the longest.” -J.D. Robb
“Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?” -Todd Stocker
Exactly! That’s just how I feel about February and then some. You can say whatever you want but my mind won’t change. I’ve felt this way about February for as long as I can remember.
“Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.” -Jim Gaffigan
Yep! So let’s do something about this situation. Like, I Hate February Half-off Sale! Sounds good to me. It will run Monday, February 13 through Saturday, February 25. Come in and we’ll cheer each other up. With chocolate and exciting books that have recently found their way into the store.
“The most serious charge which can be brought against New England is not Puritanism, but February…Spring is too far away to comfort even by anticipation, and winter long ago lost the charm of novelty. This is the very three a.m. of the calendar.” -Joseph Wood Krutch