So that means it’s time for the
I HATE FEBRUARY 50% SALE!
All books half off. 50%. Yes, all books. And yes, I hate February and will always hate the month.
Don’t bother handing me chocolate, flowers or any of that nonsense because I do not like February and there is no changing it. And I understand February is the shortest month. When you hate it as much as I do it becomes the longest month. If that doesn’t sound reasonable to you well, that is how much I don’t like February.
So let’s get through this month together. I’ll provide the half-off books, and chocolate. Maybe I’ll spring for flowers for the desk too. I certainly could use some cheering up.
“Why, what’s the matter,
That you have such a February face,
So full of frost, of storm and cloudiness?” – Shakespeare